Having it her way.........
"Being married and bound to someone for
the rest of your life aint easy, its just boring." "I have one life to live and Im gonna live it,"
is the exact words from one of my favorite songs and those were also the same
words expressed by my gal pal Dominique.
She would frequently ask, "what if getting married was a mistake?" "What if the ONE is still out
there?" "Well there is only way to find out," she would always say. She is the kina Sista that will stop at
nothing in getting what she wants when she wants and needs it. She is vibrant, energetic, intelligent,
smart, strong-willed, and confident which all ties in to her ‘sexy.’ She does not allow anyone to define who she
is. She is a natural super-achiever where success and accomplishments
are second nature. She is very
resourceful (walk the walk)- being laid back is just not her style, impulsive, forceful and dynamic? Without a shadow of a
doubt.
She is friendly, always on her A game in making friends without being totally committed. She is too busy living life to devote huge chunks of time to others. She has two or three close friends who are spontaneous and adaptable. Her friendships become functional only when she seeks adventure. However, the latter is untrue when it comes to her marriage. Don’t set your expectations on her being in a romantic relationship with a sweet, quiet guy. That won’t work for her unless he can be of some service. She is impressed by a man who will hold his own and will not be intimidated easily. On the other hand, she likes to be free; pun intended and at the same time she is a little possessive. Her prince charming is the one who can be there for her when a need arise. As a result, her husband is constantly under tremendous pressure in providing for her and gaining her loyalty because she craves a “real man.” If he is successful, then he is placed on a pedestal and treated like royalty. Almost like fine dining: eating the meat of the bone and gently sucking it, removing all its juices. We are all grown folks so you should get the idea. If you don’t, this one is for ya: Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the Body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, ’Yup, his face is burned up pretty badly. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.' 'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,’There’s Bubba with them two assholes.' LOL…Classic joke huh
She is friendly, always on her A game in making friends without being totally committed. She is too busy living life to devote huge chunks of time to others. She has two or three close friends who are spontaneous and adaptable. Her friendships become functional only when she seeks adventure. However, the latter is untrue when it comes to her marriage. Don’t set your expectations on her being in a romantic relationship with a sweet, quiet guy. That won’t work for her unless he can be of some service. She is impressed by a man who will hold his own and will not be intimidated easily. On the other hand, she likes to be free; pun intended and at the same time she is a little possessive. Her prince charming is the one who can be there for her when a need arise. As a result, her husband is constantly under tremendous pressure in providing for her and gaining her loyalty because she craves a “real man.” If he is successful, then he is placed on a pedestal and treated like royalty. Almost like fine dining: eating the meat of the bone and gently sucking it, removing all its juices. We are all grown folks so you should get the idea. If you don’t, this one is for ya: Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the Body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, ’Yup, his face is burned up pretty badly. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.' 'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,’There’s Bubba with them two assholes.' LOL…Classic joke huh
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